heres-your-signIn 1992, comedian Bill Engvall was awarded Best Male Standup at the American Comedy Awards, and moved into sitcom TV with an appearance on Designing Women and a regular role on the short-lived spin-off Delta.

One of Bill’s signature stand-up comedy routines involves why some people need a sign right on the front of their shirt to identify them as stupid or not.

In Bill’s book Here’s Your Sign, you will find more than 200 of Bill Engvall’s favorite Here’s Your Sign jokes and anecdotes. This book also contains Bill’s funniest product warnings such as the fan-belt package that says, “stop motor before applying the product”, and a few of his best stories.

Here’s just a small sampling of the hilarious material you will find in this book:

A trucker got his rig caught under a low overpass and a cop comes along.

“You get your rig stuck?”

” Nope.” says the trucker.  “I was delivering this overpass and ran out of gas.”

“Well then, here’s your sign!”

 

A little more about the author:

In 1996, Engvall released his countrified debut album, Here’s Your Sign — also the title of his most famed bit — in 1996 A tour with like-minded everyman comic Jeff Foxworthy was next; that in turn led to a part on Foxworthy’s sitcom that was as brief as the show itself.

In mid-2000, Engvall released Now That’s Awesome and embarked on the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, again with Foxworthy, as well as Larry the Cable Guy and Ron White.

Other stand-up comedy albums include 2002′s Cheap Drunk: An Autobiography and 2003′s Here’s Your Sign: Reloaded.

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I should also mention that Bill Engvall was the comedian I modeled my own conversational and topic based stand-up comedy style after, which is what the Killer Stand-up Comedy System is based on — NOT trying to string “jokes” together the old school way.

About the Author/Founder of The Stand-up Comedy Professional

Steve Roye is the author of the Killer Stand-up Comedy System and author of the content made available in the Comedy Pro Membership Program available on this site.

Over the past decade, Steve has established himself as a leading, globally recognized expert in the field of stand-up comedy material development, delivery and entertainment business strategies for comedy entertainers as well as speaking professionals.

For more information about Steve, please check out the About The Author section on this site.

From Bill Cosby, America’s favorite TV dad, comes the ideal gift for Father’s Day…

Fatherhood is…

- Pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope
- Helping your children learn English as a foreign language
- Knowing that “Everything’s okay, Dad” means “I haven’t killed anyone”
- …and more priceless advice and hilarious wisdom.

From a father’s perspective and with his unique sense of humor, Cosby discusses the decision to have a child, the changes the child brings about, and the issues of discipline and independence.

In this bestseller, the star of the top-rated TV series regales and comforts parents with refreshing, marvelously ludicrous tales about his life as the father of five.

This approach has been praised by PW, stating that “although Cosby mostly restates material that appears in many other books about family life, past and present, his is a winner.” Copyright 1987 Reed Business Information, Inc.

By making parents laugh at the pitfalls of parenthood, he shows them in his fresh and funny way that even at their moments of greatest frustration they are not alone. Harvard psychiatrist Poussaint’s introduction and lengthy afterword, (more…)

About the Author/Founder of The Stand-up Comedy Professional

Steve Roye is the author of the Killer Stand-up Comedy System and author of the content made available in the Comedy Pro Membership Program available on this site.

Over the past decade, Steve has established himself as a leading, globally recognized expert in the field of stand-up comedy material development, delivery and entertainment business strategies for comedy entertainers as well as speaking professionals.

For more information about Steve, please check out the About The Author section on this site.